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JOKE!
by fuller1004 on Mon Feb 02, 2009 7:32 pm
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> At a recent international medical conference on transplants, an Israeli
> doctor claimed, 'Transplant surgery in my country is so advanced, we
> can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him
> looking for work in six weeks'.
>
> A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany , we can take a lung
> out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in
> four weeks'.
>
> A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so advanced, we can
> take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them
> both looking for work in two weeks'.
>
> The English doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah!. We can take two
> arseholes out of Scotland , put them in 10 & 11 Downing Street and have
> half the country looking for work within twenty-four hours'.
> At a recent international medical conference on transplants, an Israeli
> doctor claimed, 'Transplant surgery in my country is so advanced, we
> can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him
> looking for work in six weeks'.
>
> A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany , we can take a lung
> out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in
> four weeks'.
>
> A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so advanced, we can
> take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them
> both looking for work in two weeks'.
>
> The English doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah!. We can take two
> arseholes out of Scotland , put them in 10 & 11 Downing Street and have
> half the country looking for work within twenty-four hours'.
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Re: JOKE!
by TheHidden01 on Thu Feb 05, 2009 1:07 pm
AltDimension wrote:I lol'dmarshy21 wrote:i dont get it
I lol'd
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Re: JOKE!
by Marshy on Thu Feb 05, 2009 3:46 pm
TheHidden01 wrote:AltDimension wrote:[] I lol'd
I lol'd
TH
i still dont get it
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