Please login to experience the full glory of the Dragoon forums!

Errr made a new friend

Go down

Errr made a new friend

Post by TheHidden01 on Wed Jun 11, 2014 6:04 am

Got to laughing with his premade and had a good time with the dudes in the premade, and they seemed to love me for some reason, maybe because I described my bad play as like trying to stick a tampon when leaking blood in public, BUT IT JUST WONT GO IN!

[5:46] ParanoidMiggles: Love you ma
man
:3
[5:46] Michael Nascosto: <3
[5:46] ParanoidMiggles: Where you from?
[5:46] Michael Nascosto: Just to start
so no confusion
I'm not gay
Just pretty
[5:47] ParanoidMiggles: OMG I LOVE YOU
[5:47] Michael Nascosto: Well
I mean I can swing
Cos I believe that it's not gay unless the balls touch
That's what me and my bros follow
[5:47] ParanoidMiggles: I LOVE MAN
Very Happy
Hey where you from?
[5:48] Michael Nascosto: UK
U?
[5:48] ParanoidMiggles: Portugal
How old?
Very Happy
[5:48] Michael Nascosto: 25
U want my phone number too big boy? Or are you gonna just reach in and go for the kiss?
[5:49] ParanoidMiggles: Well, I wanna take things slowly
Stpe by step
Wanna ****'
?
ahaha
[5:49] Michael Nascosto: I dont have time for weak boys who cant push for it
U want in
[5:49] ParanoidMiggles: I will *****
[5:49] Michael Nascosto: u go balls deep
[5:50] ParanoidMiggles: ahah hey can you give me your skype so we can talk tomorro and play?
you seem very cool
[5:50] Michael Nascosto: Skype is for casuals, I use vent
[5:50] ParanoidMiggles: Vent?
[5:50] Michael Nascosto: Its ventrilo
voice comms but better than skype
so I dont get to hear you shaving your balls while Im stroking my **** during mid bomb
[5:51] ParanoidMiggles: Really?
Humm
[5:51] Michael Nascosto: Yeha man is best
Its what MMO losers use
like me
[5:51] ParanoidMiggles: Having this hudge boner right now don't know why
[5:51] Michael Nascosto: Skype is for trying to get girls to cam
Its common when meeting a man like me
Its called a broner
[5:51] ParanoidMiggles: HAhaha please be my best friend forever
[5:51] Michael Nascosto: un-intentional boner caused by a man
I get many bffs
I have a huge heart and a big ****
Like Stallone but without the dog face
[5:52] ParanoidMiggles: Can I have both?
[5:52] Michael Nascosto: U want me to give you my heart?
[5:53] ParanoidMiggles: Well...Yeah. But I prefer you ****
[5:53] Michael Nascosto: I don't do feelings bronie, you either take the D and make me spray, or **** off back to town
[5:53] ParanoidMiggles: Dude I ******* want the D. Pound my tonsils with it
[5:53] Michael Nascosto: Why would I do something so conventional and ordinary as that? I like to leave a mark, a memory
that's why I ******* devastate your ears
U aint never been fucked if you havent' been done by the ears
u get deep enough
and the dude starts tripping
ehehe
I mean lady
I'M NOT GAY MAN DONT GET THE WRONG IDEA K
[5:54] ParanoidMiggles: Ok, I want you to use my ******* as a punching bag. I want you to spread my ******* so ******* wide that I'm gonna be used as a bunker for world war 3
Too dirty?
[5:55] Michael Nascosto: I'm going to mung you
[5:55] ParanoidMiggles: You seem so cool man
ahhaha
Very Happy
[5:55] Michael Nascosto: <3
I'm a humble guy
[5:55] ParanoidMiggles: Nice, me too
[5:56] Michael Nascosto: With shitty eve skills wtfffffffff
[5:56] ParanoidMiggles: Do you have facebook or something
Btw my name is Miguel
[5:56] Michael Nascosto: Yes I do have skype
OI mean
facebook lol
[5:56] ParanoidMiggles: Can you give it to me ?
[5:56] Michael Nascosto: Hell no, I known you like 10 mins
lol
I'm not THAT cool
[5:57] ParanoidMiggles: yeah you're kinda right.
So what do you want to know about me?
XD
[5:57] Michael Nascosto: Its okay babe, don't be overwhelmed *places fingers on your lips*
I whisper "Take it slow"
I dunno, u clean?
[5:58] ParanoidMiggles: But, kenpachi.... *strokes labia majora''
Yes
[5:58] Michael Nascosto: boring
[5:58] ParanoidMiggles: Cut or uncut?
[5:58] Michael Nascosto: I'll go with smooth
[5:58] ParanoidMiggles: Hum...69 or doggy-style?
[5:59] Michael Nascosto: neither
I like to **** that ***** with my foot stamped on her head
[5:59] ParanoidMiggles: I like to do bukkake and the raise like a wax doll pouring *** drops everywhere
*then
[6:00] Michael Nascosto: Well Ima do some item builds, masteries and reading, so peace, if I'm around feel free to buzz
maybe one day we can play together but Im trash, just check my lolking lolz
[6:00] ParanoidMiggles: Just give your skype or facebook so we can talk
you seem pretty fun and cool, and I wanna keep in touch
[6:01] Michael Nascosto: Omg you're like so gay for me
I dont waste my time unless it's worth it homie, lets see how it goes
[6:02] ParanoidMiggles: Ok ****. Btw not game. Just like this. And I'm going off. Gotta study for my exams -.-
*gay
lol ahhaa
[6:03] Michael Nascosto: Exams are for conformists
have fun Very Happy
[6:03] ParanoidMiggles: I'm not conformist
trust me xD
Ok we'll talk tomorrow *****! Good night !
[6:04] Michael Nascosto: night

TH

_________________
TheHidden01;
The Dragoon King;



"Let your character be your weapon, your fellow guild members be your armour, your blood thirst be your helmet, and use your boots to make a stand. After every battle allow your shield to be your faith in one another, and return from battle either carrying it or resting upon it."

Dorek: hopefully it has ingame voip
Dorek: then you could shout at em
Dorek: besides you sound like a fucking psycho anyway so you would make em piss emselves

Currently Watching:- Supernatural, and Avatar
avatar
TheHidden01
Dragoon King
Dragoon King

Male
Number of posts : 19977
Age : 29
Location : Somerset, UK
Position in Command : King
Reputation : 46
Points : 46221
Registration date : 2007-03-11

http://www.alwaysdragoons.com

Back to top Go down

Re: Errr made a new friend

Post by General Yoghurt on Wed Jun 11, 2014 4:07 pm

just, what, the, actual, fuck did i just read
avatar
General Yoghurt
Second Lieutenant
Second Lieutenant

Male
Number of posts : 942
Age : 20
Location : Bada Bing!
Position in Command : Wanking Corner.
Other Names : Yog you wog
Reputation : 4
Points : 4376
Registration date : 2012-04-29

Back to top Go down

Re: Errr made a new friend

Post by Drakendour on Wed Jun 11, 2014 4:22 pm

So hom
avatar
Drakendour
Sergeant First Class
Sergeant First Class

Male
Number of posts : 153
Age : 24
Location : England - North East
Other Names : Daz/Daza
Reputation : 0
Points : 2603
Registration date : 2012-07-21

Back to top Go down

Re: Errr made a new friend

Post by Aqura on Wed Jun 11, 2014 6:08 pm

avatar
Aqura
Chief Warrant Officer 4
Chief Warrant Officer 4

Male
Number of posts : 729
Age : 28
Location : Sweden/Bulgaria
Other Names : Swim
Reputation : 4
Points : 5426
Registration date : 2007-05-12

Back to top Go down

Re: Errr made a new friend

Post by Sponsored content


Sponsored content


Back to top Go down

Back to top


 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum